The New Gluttony

Lisa Abend writes in Time:

There’s a reason restaurant food sales in the U.S. have jumped from $42.8 billion in 1970 to a projected $520 billion in 2010, and it’s not just that more women have entered the workforce. As best-selling food author Michael Pollan recently noted, the age of the TV chef has coincided with a dramatic decline in home cooking. Pollan, who was named by TIME as one of this year’s 100 most influential people in the world — as was Chang — argued that by making food a spectacle, shows like Iron Chef and The F Word have reinforced the message that cooking is best left to the professionals. By turning chefs into entertainers — whether performing onscreen or via the impeccable platings in their restaurants — we have widened the breach between ourselves and the once ordinary task of cooking.

And yet our alienation from food and its preparation is matched only by our obsession with it. Huge parts of the population now seek out artisanal cheeses at their local farmers’ markets, and run-of-the-mill restaurants attempt to cater to their newly refined tastes, serving salads made of fancy lettuce. Lots of ordinary folk now aspire to have their own $1,100 Thermomix food processor and blog about every course of every restaurant meal they eat. (The camera-happy movement has gotten so bad that Grant Achatz, the famously avant-garde chef of Chicago’s Alinea, recently chastised diners who take photos — and video — of the food he serves.)

C.S. Lewis wrote in The Screwtape Letters (impersonating a senior demon offering advice on temptation to his young nephew):

MY DEAR WORMWOOD,

The contemptuous way in which you spoke of gluttony as a means of catching souls, in your last letter, only shows your ignorance. One of the great achievements of the last hundred years has been to deaden the human conscience  on that subject, so that by now you will hardly find a sermon preached or a  conscience troubled about it in the whole length and breadth of Europe. This has largely been effected by concentrating all our efforts on gluttony of Delicacy, not gluttony of Excess. Your patient’s mother, as I learn from the dossier and  you might have learned from Glubose, is a good example. She would be  astonished—one day, I hope, will be—to learn that her whole life is enslaved to  this kind of sensuality, which is quite concealed from her by the fact that the  quantities involved are small. But what do quantities matter, provided we can  use a human belly and palate to produce querulousness, impatience,  uncharitableness, and self-concern? Glubose has this old woman well in hand. She is a positive terror to hostesses and servants.

She is always turning from what  has been offered her to say with a demure little sign and a smile “Oh please,  please…all I want is a cup of tea, weak but not too weak, and the teeniest  weeniest bit of really crisp toast”. You see? Because what she wants is smaller  and less costly than what has been set before her, she never recognises as  gluttony her determination to get what she wants, however troublesome it may be  to others. At the very moment of indulging her appetite she believes that she is  practising temperance. In a crowded restaurant she gives a little scream at the  plate which some overworked waitress has set before her and says, “Oh, that’s  far, far too much! Take it away and bring me about a quarter of it”. If challenged, she would say she was doing this to avoid waste; in reality she does  it because the particular shade of delicacy to which we have enslaved her is offended by the sight of more food than she happens to want.

The real value of the quiet, unobtrusive work which Glubose has been doing for  years on this old woman can be gauged by the way in which her belly now dominates her whole life. The woman is in what may be called the “All-I-want” state of mind. All she wants is a cup of tea properly made, or an egg properly  boiled, or a slice of bread properly toasted. But she never finds any servant or any friend who can do these simple things “properly”—because her “properly” conceals an insatiable demand for the exact, and almost impossible, palatal  pleasures which she imagines she remembers from the past; a past described by  her as “the days when you could get good servants” but known to us as the days  when her senses were more easily pleased and she had pleasures of other kinds  which made her less dependent on those of the table. Meanwhile, the daily  disappointment produces daily ill temper: cooks give notice and friendships are  cooled. If ever the Enemy introduces into her mind a faint suspicion that she is  too interested in food, Glubose counters it by suggesting to her that she  doesn’t mind what she eats herself but “does like to have things nice for her  boy”. In fact, of course, her greed has been one of the chief sources of his  domestic discomfort for many years.

Now your patient is his mother’s son. While working your hardest, quite rightly,  on other fronts, you must not neglect a little quiet infiltration in respect of  gluttony. Being a male, he is not so likely to be caught by the “All I want” camouflage. Males are best turned into gluttons with the help of their vanity.  They ought to be made to think themselves very knowing about food, to pique  themselves on having found the only restaurant in the town where steaks are really “properly”  cooked. What begins as vanity can then be gradually turned into habit. But,  however you approach it, the great thing is to bring him into the state in which  the denial of any one indulgence—it matters not which, champagne or tea, sole  colbert or cigarettes—”puts him out”, for then his charity, justice, and  obedience are all at your mercy.

Your affectionate uncle,
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